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Bold what is true
I never gave a blow job.
I never had protected sex.
I never fingered another person.
I never had anal sex.
I never went to Disney World.
I never been out of my home country.
I never kissed a stranger on the lips.
I never read a book over eight hundred pages.
I never have seen another girl completely naked (besides tv + family).
I never had braces.
I never watched legit porn.
I never updated my myspace status through my phone.
I never wanted plastic surgery.
I never drank goat’s milk.
I never had a girlfriend.
I never kissed another girl.
I never learned Chinese.
I never blew up a balloon.
I never changed a baby’s diaper.
I never lost my phone for good.
I never lost a friend through death.
I never met one of my grandparents.
I never met someone with my exact name.
I never dated someone with red hair.
I never put on eyeliner for myself.
I never took a dance class.
I never tried weed.
I never tried other drugs.
I never had a tattoo.
I never went to the beach to tan.
I never kissed anyone on the lips that was younger than me.
I never dumped someone.
I never stepped in something nasty barefooted.
I never cheated on someone.
I never waxed anything (besides eyebrows) on my body.
I never kissed anyone that was above the age of seventeen.
I never kissed in the rain.
I never mixed alcohols together.
I never gone a day without laughing.
I never ate my boogers in public.
I never stolen anything over twenty dollars.
I never had sex at school.
I never gave a blow job.
I never had protected sex.
I never fingered another person.
I never had anal sex.
I never went to Disney World.
I never been out of my home country.
I never kissed a stranger on the lips.
I never read a book over eight hundred pages.
I never have seen another girl completely naked (besides tv + family).
I never had braces.
I never watched legit porn.
I never updated my myspace status through my phone.
I never wanted plastic surgery.
I never drank goat’s milk.
I never had a girlfriend.
I never kissed another girl.
I never learned Chinese.
I never blew up a balloon.
I never changed a baby’s diaper.
I never lost my phone for good.
I never lost a friend through death.
I never met one of my grandparents.
I never met someone with my exact name.
I never dated someone with red hair.
I never put on eyeliner for myself.
I never took a dance class.
I never tried weed.
I never tried other drugs.
I never had a tattoo.
I never went to the beach to tan.
I never kissed anyone on the lips that was younger than me.
I never dumped someone.
I never stepped in something nasty barefooted.
I never cheated on someone.
I never waxed anything (besides eyebrows) on my body.
I never kissed anyone that was above the age of seventeen.
I never kissed in the rain.
I never mixed alcohols together.
I never gone a day without laughing.
I never ate my boogers in public.
I never stolen anything over twenty dollars.
I never had sex at school.
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